Jack be nimble but he wasn’t that quick
Licked the tip of the candlestick
Didn’t see the point of jumping it
If it might burn his little ****

Humpty Dumpty sat on the step
Staring while mumbling to himself
Not even certain what he was saying
Just praying that he wasn’t cracking up

Little boy blue got broken in two
Left in his heartache to sit and stew
Cause he didn’t know what to do
Just another nursery rhyme who got confused