one time i was in the third grade mrs. jernigan's class i answered a question on the board i dont remember the question but the answer was he'll and i wrote it on the board w a smelly blue expo marker and smiled so big when i walked back to my seat trusting every person who told me i was smart and everyone who said i was pretty and then everyone in mrs. jernigan's third grade class laughed because instead of he'll, the contraction that would grant me power and status in mrs. jernigan's third grade class, i had written hell
and then the smelly little dude in front of me, keith, turned around and said "your ***** are too big for your shirt"