The Muslims attacked Israel
And nukes were headed to our shore
I'll say to myself this was the day the world ended

This life was kind of a bore
I tried to do what was right
At least I could say that to myself
As day turned into night

I think the male ****** is boring
And stupid
Don't ask me why

At some point I didn't care
If I didn't make a female friend
I didn't even try

I went to see
The monkey at the zoo
To have a looky-loo

Just a monkey eatin'
And a swinging from the trees
No hopes, dreams, or desires
Just livin' so carefree

And as the nukes dropped
I discovered a spontaneous side of Me
I waved at the monkey

Swingin' from the tree