The Hegelian Dialectic, sounds so lofty and so fine It's what ISIS was created for, a problem by design - The solution was to be, al-Assad would go away Through ciaos clamor War! A commotion and a fray - But according to O's plan, things did go awry Basher al-Assad, from the North has an ally - Upon the stage appears, a man no amateur The bane of O, bane of O, his name is Vladimir