pull out your eyelashes imagine pinching yourself repeatedly but not feeling a thing stare at the tail lights of the car ahead until your eyes are crying but you're still not chew a mouthful of sand put ice cubes in your pockets and let them melt there pour paint over your head while wearing your favorite shirt break a nail and let it catch on all of your tights close your hair into the car window trip into ****** knees stay there and don't get up