oh I don’t know what to write right now the words are jumbled in my head, I think they’re stuck somewhere between my frontal lobe and I’m not good at biology and they’re becoming overrun by Cops on the TV and you chit-chatting, blah, blah, blah-ing in the corner of the couch with your plain ruffle chips and the switch switch switch of the channels on the television; you never could make up your mind.
I really don’t know what I’m thinking, now my vocabulary has vanished in thin air and did you know Houdini’s straight jacket is now worth four plus four zeroes? I know, I know the insanity! perhaps it’s a sign, I should be locked up so I could never charlie horse you when you **** me off or hide under the covers when it’s rainy or question the sense of reason of humanity, how ironic! oh, I don’t know what to write.