Who knows what thoust sees when thou lookest upon the sea. No fragrant flowers wafting sweet perfume No open fields full of **** born mushrooms No sunny days where lovers pray to play their ****** part Display their desirous heart naked and blushing Not from shame but from such pleasurable exertions No fairytale creatures like unicorns, elves, or hobbits No dragons with emerald scales to catch and claw Devouring my flesh No fantastic sea serpent Ready to rend the ships to pieces