Shhh… Hushed the librarian Pushing her glasses Up onto the bridge of Her nose This is a library Please keep your noise To a minimum We have people Studying Reading Writing Quietly enjoying Their latest find Amongst our many rows of Books and books And more Books We can’t have any Interruptions So please keep your voice Down And resist the urge To make any loud Sound If you do Feel the desire to be Vocal Or Loud Please Go to the back Of the library Where the Classics Are located You won’t bother anyone Back there No one reads the Classics anymore