I opened the door to my shriveled home and in pranced radiant Love in a drunken frenzy, ranting about heart-to-hearts and self-hugs. I grunted in accordance and she laughed me away. Her eyes beckoning, arm extended, wine in hand, she sang, "You had me standing out in the rain for way too long. Drink this while I build the fire and remind you that in here is where I've always belonged."