A lesson from history

Adolf Hitler was really quite a chap He made those Froggies eat a lot of crap; And he made all those Norwegians Look like a load of paraplegians. He marched into Poland with his troops Into their pants those Poles did poops. He made short work of the poor old Greeks: And in their pants they did big keeks. Killing the Jews was oh so bad and cruel: Burning them up for harsh winter fuel. But invading Russia was a bad place to go And the Nazis froze in the cold and snow. The Yanks were frightened to join in the war: They were shit scared of what they saw; (they only got involved when the Japanese brought the Pearl Harbour fleet to its knees). Only the Brits stood resolute and brave For Churchill was an inspiring knave; He fought Adolf on the shores and beaches And the Germans crapped their leder-britches. So what is the lesson of these facts from history? Not bloody much - what a fucking mystery.

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