Interactive poetry: This poem to be read in a stereo-typical Tennessean female drawl
Why Elvis, let me tell you Elvis just loves Cadillac automobiles And Elvis he is passionate for his sixguns Why Elvis is simply devoted to his Mama And don't you know Elvis he idolizes The Colonel
Now Elvis is wild about Harley- Davidson motorcycles Truth is Elvis worships his fans Oh Elvis he's quite mad for The Beatles, all four of them! And naturally Elvis adores animals
I can't begin to tell you how much Elvis dotes over Lisa-Marie and Elvis just adores animals...Oh heavens to Betsy didn't I just say that already Oh my oh my Elvis is a peacock for fancy stage wear Elvis Aaron Presley praises The good Lord Jesus
Oh The President, Elvis truly admires The President And Elvis reveres The Stars and Stripes Oh did I mention Elvis is crazy for cheeseburgers Why Elvis he just loves drugs