I can't seem to understand when a person says you're less annoying that it is meant to be taken as a compliment.

Or that poking at you're stomach is a sign of friendship, and then comparing it to someone else when I feel uncomfortable about it.

What in the hell crossed my mind when you did that?

Oh, thanks. It means so much, especially coming from you.

As if I need your approval on everything?

When we aren't even around each other, I can tell you don't even care to ask how I am doing.

When I am sitting parallel to you at last, you finally have the nerve to ask about me.

As if you actually care?

As if every little detail about me was important only when you wanted it to be?

Your best friend is a sweetheart, but still I can tell how much you rub off on him.

Even now, he's beginning to avoid me.

Not answering my texts or calls, both of you are just so stuck on yourselves.

As if you are the best thing that's happened since sliced bread?

Haha, as if...

(j.a.r.)