I woke up from a dream, in which I met an old lady, who was such a *****. My grandson, who is two ate fish fingers from a plate, as he sat in the luggage rack at the front of the bus. The old lady got off chuntering and muttering, that he shouldn't be eating fingers made out of fish, as he was sat on the bus. ****** woman picked them of and stole them straight from his plate, Muttering, that it was disgusting eating fish fingers while sat on the bus. "Listen here mate, that's wholly inappropriate", said I. Somehow resisting the urge to punch her in the eye. I cursed and cussed and I gave her my worst. While my grandson, just sat still on the bus, still a little bemused He's not used to old lady's pinching his food. She got off the bus, after facing my daggers, just looks, as I don't often cook. She had the audacity to steal his tea, apart from bits of verbal conflict, got off ****** scot free she did. My grandson, he just looked up at me, after squishing the remnants into my knee. My most expensive rain coat is now in need of washing. I'm wondering now who'll be fitting the bill. My heart melting grandson looked straight into my eyes. At the end of this story, he's the perfect prize. But he's still a little hungry, as she stole his fish fingers. And this silly bit of prose is just a pack of silly lies. Made up as the result of a dream, I just had. Here's hoping you enjoyed my tale. It's pouring with rain and blowing a gale. Probably the noise it drew me from sleep. The times when dreams are prevalent. When fantasy from dreams be inventive and put to wholly good use. (c)Livvi