It has occured to me
That this country
Really *****

You go to school
Your whole life
And there are no decent jobs
So you have to
live at home

Old Americans
So oblivious

When everything collapses
I'll laugh

Glued to the news
Still watching the political race

I hate this place
It really *****

You know I've thought
Of going to Afghanistan

I'd like to **** the Taliban

If you won't give me full time
Work here

I'll **** the Taliban

I hate this place

I'm canceling Christmas

That means I won't be here
And I don't care
How much people get upset