The doctor
Won't write
A simple referral

For an upper extremity imbalance
And fax it over
To the physical therapist

How stupid
Has to have me come in
And wants to do a physical
And blah blah blah

Sick people go to doctors
I'm not sick
And I run 12 miles a week
And work out
I don't need a physical

I tried to tell the physical therapist
They wouldn't just write a referral

So I'll just pay cash
Two sessions will be it
Of course they charge more
If you don't go through the insurance

I've got the exercises I need to do

With the medical system
It's always a hassle