hey there magic man go on tell the future the people need you tell ‘em what they wanna hear tell ‘em that they’re safe tell ‘em what they’re sure they already knew tell ‘em that in the end it actually matters go ahead magic man read out of your magic book make ‘em pray out of it and make ‘em pay for it teach ‘em that there’s good and there’s evil that they’re good and they’re not evil others are evil and that’s not good come on magic man make a miracle tell the blind man to open his eyes tell the injured man to stand up tell the deaf man anyone can listen if they have the money who can blame ‘em? your words feel good magic man ‘cause anyone can know anything and they don’t even need to think about it why should they? the answers are already right there everything that ever was everything that ever will be written in that magic book really too bad that you’re the only one that knows how to read it why not? magic man you can make anything rhyme with anything if you say “it is” then it is so why not keep up the game? they’ve got plenty to spend and you’ve got all the time in the world go on magic man sell ‘em answers so they’ll be vindicated sell ‘em miracles so they’ll believe sell ‘em immortality so they’ll be comfortable sell ‘em everything ‘cause that’s what good businessmen do
Okay, so my beef is more with dogma than religion of any variety