Welcome
Welcome to the home of the mentally ill
Where you are not only forced to get better but to do it with a smile
Welcome to the home of the beautifully insane
Where the differences are ****** into a vacuum and stored away from you
Welcome to the place with big doors and locked bathrooms
Where even your shoelaces are considered a weapon
Welcome to your home for the next week
Where darkness and monsters lurk around each corner
Welcome to a group of friends you'll love more than anyone
Where those people are the only ones helping you
Welcome to the Mental Hospital
Hope you're planning to *stay