When I'm all alone And when I have a bone I think of nothing to do Except pull one two My **** is hard Like a sword guard I start stroking in rhythm And my **** creates a prism Refracting all colours of light Waiting for a slight Burst of hot sticky *** To unload all over this virtual girls *** Cause I'm a loser who only has **** I guess I'm just forlorn Living a life of solitude I have the wrong attitude I need to start respecting women Not just trying to break their ***** Maybe I should just **** myself But I could never forgive myself Because only scrubs choose suicide Because life is more than do or die.