P. Why must you waste your time with petty quarrels just to hold up with hollow pride, your worthless laurels? Arrogant in faith, and blind in sin. Virtue without an hatred within. Your youthfulness is bold, but equally unlearned. Love you've never possessed, and only ever yearned. Tell me now, tell me how you are the fix? Show me that you are more than a sad bag of tricks.
C. Shut it ya ****.
Pompous verse can be outwitted by a colloquial slagging