I was wrestling with the vaguest idea A hint of a notion When I glimpsed understanding Like a sip from a magic potion I witnessed a prophetic cataclysm It was ablaze in the eyes of the sun I wanted to tell the world But I couldn’t find my gun If you start to feel a little sleepy You should maybe take a nap In the aisle of a grocery store? The Triumph of plastic crap If I bathe you in the glory And absolute knowledge of nothing Will you still tuck me in? And read me a bedtime story?