August the month, I hate you with passion, You are the most sad month, You often impeach manly happiness, With abnormal efficacy of fate’s power, Your vice and evil ploys borrows a lot , From the throne of thy name’s selfish cradle, Dumb-founding Fetish of the Roman self , Though you gave me chance to visit the earth, But in crude culture circumcissionally agonized I hate you august for the demise of great lives, You have swallowed to remove a living realm, In the un-couth ways of cruelty on horn of fate, You ate Ceaser , Cleopatra and Catholic Paul john II, I now caution and warn you to stop your evil ways, For the two fortnights you will be around wi’ us Don’t scuttle man’s peace whatsoever possible,