Here in the widerness There's much you should know Like how to make less seem like more Or look past impressions and behind smiles. To know who really cares and is therefore worthwhile. Know how to turn loss to a profit in days, By redefining profit a hundred ways. And making the most of life's little fails, Because chances are you will never prevail. So welcome to the wilderness, learn how to lie. It's a nicer way to live before we all say goodbye