They said We were to tip toe through the tulips Waltz, glide across the dance floor of life I haven’t a chance My size twelve feet and three inch toes Clatter, batter and splatter Through life’s brambled, grotty hedgerows Toes are a magnet, for that rusty nail, Or any broken pipe left on my trail Oh what use are my toes, Now I’m no longer hanging upside Down from branches They’ve been broken, twisted, Stomped on hard Nails that have cracked, And bleed some more, Before being shed. Now I’ve looked at other’s toes, And seen what toes could be, All brightly coloured Polished to a sheen, Tended to like beautiful topiary Maybe that’s what I should have done, Instead of kicking a ball Clomping cross those tulips Spent sometime buffing, making them look clean. But then I’d look And miss my battle worn scarred tootsies They may be old, crooked, And not quite glamour **** But then they have walked a million, And will do for a million more.