I wanted a normal guy
but what I got was a monkey
I wanted him sober
he rather turned funky

I wanted him to speak softly
but his tone was always high
like a crow he would sing
and says"baby cmon now you try"

I wanted a candle light
but he would always gobble
table manners were never learnt
with fork and knife he fumbled

I wanted him to look neat
but he looks like a cave man
hair looks like a wild bush
belonging from some junglee clan

I wanted to do salsa
but he so lack the art
dancing like a bear
and says " baby why don't you start"