I sit underneath
The shade
Of a Eucalyptus tree

Please Mr. Koala
Don't fall on me

So relaxing
And quiet
I feel a cool breeze

Ohhh goodness
Time to give my p**
A little tease

I stroke myself
With cocoa butter lotion
Up and down

Yes I am really
Going to town

I point my *******
At my own face

A big explosion
Yes I enjoy the taste!

Hehe