It's not as special as it sounds. Although the title is exact. I met the creator of the universe In the dusty isle of discount mystery novels. Had I not immediately known it was God I would have profiled him a ****** predator. Late middle aged and unshaven. You're probably wondering but don't ask me. I just knew, and you would to. I asked him if he owned the place. He said no, that he was the manager To this tiny, tucked away bookstore. He appeared to be an unhappy, lonely man. There was a combination of comfort And disappointment in this. "Is there something you want to ask me?" Of course there was. "Why do you do this to all of us?" He examined his fingernails Pushing back his cuticals. I could see the yellow of wax in his ears. "I found myself existing. Just the same way that you did." He started with a sigh. "I didn't understand, and I'm still not sure I do. Why do you live the way you do? I was created and I try to make the best of it just like you. You see, I'm still trying to figure it all out. I fail and I succeed. I like to think I'm getting better."