Found a spare tire in the deep freezer, and a poltergeist that ***** on my pinky finger while I'm watching the news. There's a countdown to the end of days in static pauses. I might have known a man who thought that statues have feelings too.
[bike basket holding a dog it sort of looks like the wizard of oz but the rider is wearing angel wings and fringed chaps and is singing loudly in a raspy voice about the back drop bleeding blue onto a flying saucer skimming the tall grass where we hide with radios, chewing on glowsticks]