The swamp’s where the wild things wallow Where lies are common and promises are hollow With so many choices who do we follow? Do we vote for an ogre with a shower as a head Or do we vote for the donkey who’s inexperienced instead? This tower we live in Is going to be our eternal grave That knight we’re hoping to win Is just another of the dragons slaves… Tucked away in never never land Is our hidden saving grace We haven’t been banished or lost The fact is that there is no such place Here the gingerbread has knives Prince charming has hives And the cat doesn’t have nine lives Because the cat is dead Locked up in my basement For me to do my black magic with And drink my tonic To end this bubonic So that critters can frolic Free in my mind To plant my seed in time But still know That it will never grow Because there’s something many dont know And that’s I don’t have the ability To create any seed with fertility Therefore my beanstalk has no validity As that golden egg from the goose in the infinity Shows that the goose may be a trinity But to say there’s a golden egg Is just a fallacy…