The great layabout is here

And isn't life queer

And by queer I mean strange
And not gay

But If you're gay
That's quite okay

I'm a guy
And love a studly man
With a big **** anyway

I went to the park
And layed on
My mat

Stayed for a while
Then chuckled to myself
With A smile

There is peace at that park
I could sit there all day

And then I drove
To the nature park
And parked underneath
The shade of the trees

I had some fruit snacks
I bought them just for me
They are supposed to be
Just for emergency

But I couldn't help but
Eat a packet
Cause they are yummy
And filled with vitamin C

No plans to work
Completely unmotivated

America is doomed