Times Square on a sultry afternoon in late June...
A fiftyish Lady Gaga wannabe brazenly stands in the middle of the block, a cowgirl hat crowning her teased blonde head, a guitar strung around her neck.
A performance street artist who never performs, she wears a sheer blouse featuring sagging (almost) naked ******* dangling just south of municipal decency standards.
Her short but shapely legs poke out of the shortest of short shorts this side of a Coney Island boardwalk.
The heat is so oppressive, she removes her hat. Her hair is the color of straw and she has faded blue eyes misty with melancholy, burdened with too much mascara, her sad expression framed in a halo of smoke.
As she puffs on a Marlboro, a tourist stops to ask if she'll pose with him for a photo. She looks a little wobbly. He hands her a dollar and she asks, "That's all?" She looks directly into his eyes, her fire engine red lips break into a weak smile and she sputters, "It's one buck per ***." He hands her another dollar. His friend takes the picture. The tourist thanks the "Lady" and heads down the block just in time to catch his wife swap spit with the Naked Cowboy.