A friend of mine
Used to say,
"No money, no honey"

He was a wise
Middle aged Armenian man
A mechanic and delivery
Guy too

Oh the things he would do
God Bless you
My friend

He had a good way
About him

One thing I've learned
In California

If you don't have
Money

Women won't want
To date you usually

It doesn't matter
If I am a loving guy

And that I love poetry
And hiking, golf,
History and philosophy

I don't have the money
To try to meet anyone

Oh well
I don't expect to
Ever find a decent job

I hope the women here
Have enjoyed my poetry

And I secretly dream that
Maybe one of them
Has secretly developed
A crush on me

Lol I am such a dork!
But that's okay

Even lonely people
Like me can dream
At least

I hope to meet
A female friend

My therapist
She was so pretty

She's married now
I'm happy for her
And her child is due
In August

Shame though
Dumb too
To have a child
In the end of days
For America

No future in this country
For anyone
I don't know why
Anyone would be
Dumb enough to have
A child these days