I despise you cat fluffed ball of bone and undying hatred you scratch you scrawl you torture me so cat of fatty bulk and inquisitive uncaring you will suffocate beneath your girth please cat roll away if your lazy hiss choked you I would be ever happy you blob upon the floor you the scourge of all mans happiness I would slaughter with that of a hatchet or cumbersome pillow I would slaughter you the scourge of all mans happiness you blob upon the floor I would be ever happy if your lazy hiss choked you please cat roll away you will suffocate beneath your girth cat of fatty bulk and inquisitive uncaring you torture me so you scrawl you scratch fluffed ball of bone and undying hatred I despise you cat