she's up there now in her cluttered apartment yapping about her congressman and the debt ceiling
i hear her every sunday yelling at her tv set giving attitude to all those panelists on the political programs
and someone told me she sneaks off to the mall in plaid sneakers and has four computers and hides her cats in shoe boxes whenever the property manager comes around
and she always has a smile for the property manager
i'm on to her and i have a plan that involves deadbolt locks surveillance video and a bugging device