“Over the River and through the Woods to grandma's house we go”.

Have you checked on grandma lately??
Grandma don't live over no river
And not through the woods,
NO.

She's in Florida
Left no forwarding address.
For birthdays and Christmas
She sends cards and money

That say from anonymous.

The only time we hear from her
Is if there's a Madonna concert
You know their about that same age

Menopause was left behind
And then replaced
Jazzercise, yoga, spinning
Running and last but not least

That personal trainer
To get her in shape
And she hopes
She might even get a date