It's nearly 8 The wife wont mind If I go home late Shes a good girl But t not good enough-- I'll go where all the fellas go To her A woman tall and curvacious Always dressed up You gotta wait awhile before meeting her but its worth it You can tell her anything and she'll never protest Just sits in front of you and listens With just one whiff of her perfume and shell make you forget all your problems She has the power to take over your mind and lull you to sleep But remember she's cold to the touch When shes around its always fun and games But then something hits you-- You glance at your watch and realize its getting real late and you should be heading home where your pretty little wife and children are up and waiting for you Suddenly its also time for her to leave You feel angry and tense You take one last look at her and sigh Its no use you cannot take her home Because you know she will create ruckus at home