Can't kiss my lover no more
Can't kiss my lover
Found her lying on the floor
Can't kiss my lover
On top of her was the fellow next door
And I can't kiss my lover
She broke my heart
Tore it apart, and I
Can't kiss my lover
I know she's got it
And I don't want it back

I'll turn to drinking
If I can't get a laugh

And I can't kiss my lover no more
No, I can't kiss my lover no more
Just once?  No, not ever more
Because I can't kiss my lover no more