My mother’s a writer My father’s a writer And they have plenty to write about But nothing to do
And my mother is sad Because she says, “I’ve run out of emotion,” She misses that raw pubescence That I’ve so gracefully wrapped myself in
I love to love strangers, the stranger the better “I can only stand the people I know,” But she used to steal road signs And she used to coax the white teeth teens Out of pearl-sided mansions Onto oil slicked streets
My mother’s a writer My father’s a writer And they have plenty to write about But nothing to do
My father was rich when he was 21 He had a leatherbound book of poetry A fiance and three best mates “Loved them, crazy guys” But then he said, “we were all crazy then,”
But then there were children and houses Mid-life crises, loans to be paid They were wild, broken when they joined the PTA And now they’re sick Of raising their children They’re off to South America To feel human again