So how's life?
You may ask

A lesser man would drown his sorrows in a flask

But instead I'm off the gym
Once again

My dreams dashed upon the rocks
In my room
Stroking my hard c*
To women on a computer screen

Welcome to my American dream!

Independence and my own life?

Sometimes it seems there is only strife

Still I must go on

Please someone read my sad song!

Half-heartedly searching for jobs
I will not attain
Being so poor is such a pain

I'm not attractive
Nor rich

I asked a dominant woman to call me her *****

I did it because it helped me ***
****** pleasures are only temporarily fun