I’m a rooster! Crowed the happy man. As then men in white helped him fly, To the happy can! Where he could eat, All the Campbell’s soup he liked, And crow like a rooster; Be it day or be it night. They gave him his own jacket; One of charming white. And a matching mask of steel and cloth, When he began to bite. Crow he did, Day and night. Till a needle in his arm; gave his guardian angel’s ears, Sweet silence’s delight. Needle, mask, and white; Day by day; night by night, The rooster in his mind took flight. When at last; away hobbled the beak- He was in his pointed box. And had began to reek. It said, if you go, To his grave at dawn, And knock trice times slow; You can still hear him crow