for maximum efficacy of charm, utter this in the dead of night lying down on a sheet of camel skin soaked in goat’s blood, on top of One Tree Hill*
may those who cannot praise and can only bark dispraise of my writings, songs and posts may they all become loose of mind; and may such in the middle of a crowd of fanatics suddenly lose their pants or tops; and inexplicably become illiterate when they are to sit for exams; and may they who cannot say: “You are the best! You are the best!” - may these henceforth never be capable of saying anything at all!
O, as swineherds in days of yore became Court Poets by Divine Grace – may all those who don’t appreciate my writings and posts may they all suffer in reverse and become swine and go drown in ditches by Divine Craze!
everybody talks about 'writer's block'...but what about a 'writer's curse'?...hey, don't take this too seriously- it's just fun verse