I do like being loved by Batcat
Her purr is so lovely and sweet
She wakes me on time in the morning
When I give her something to eat.

There are moments when I am sleeping
When I wake in sort of a crush
And Batcat is sitting upon me
With a smile on her face of pure mush

Her sweet little face isn't pretty
But her love lights it up like the stars
She plays with all of my trinkets
So I keep all the best ones in jars

She sits by my side when I'm gaming
On catnip decidedly high
I yell as she walks on the keyboard
Then she looks at me wondering why

It's nice to be loved by Batcat
When I'm weary from working all day
But I wish in her frenzied attention
That she'd put her sharp claws away