Because faulty showers left you still soiled. A million parts of water to one part salt. Heretofore, no more to be spoiled by the appetites of those too hungry for beach burgers. Sandy fingers curled 'round chicken tenders drenched in ranch. Circumnavigate the globe just to circle back around to the same ******* circumstance. Looking forward to a summer of love: Drugs, freak outs; doomed romance.