Rocket-ship footie pajamas and stars from the galaxy on his bed Running 'round the yard with a fishbowl on his head He'd stutter the names of the planets and stars with no desire other than to walk on Mars. The boy created his own ship: cardboard box, crayons, and a paperclip 3 2 1 BLAST OFF The roar of the rocket drowned out his nemesis' scoffs Days, months, and even years past His big chance was here at last He looked upon Earth with shock and awe A bluish green dot was all he saw Distant lights and strange color specs No sign of alien lifeforms to detect Everlasting darkness engulfed him His life-long dream is actually quite grim With the stale taste of toothpaste food His heart sank with the lonely journey he had pursued He longed for his loving mother and his dog He'd had enough of the Milky Way's fog He pined for the place he had aspired to leave That blue-green dot forever he'll cleave With a homesick feeling he reached for the throttle Unfortunately the fuel was at the end of the bottle With tears in his eyes and hopelessness in his chest He decided to try a deadly quest With the last of the fuel he blasted his jets It was his last possible effort and he had no regrets With a million to one odds; He had to contribute his success to one of the Gods He hit the atmosphere and exploded in flames Busted the cardboard and ruined all of his games The boy rushed back to reality Relieved he didn't reach his fatality Exhausted and satisfied His adventure had only just been outside Looked upon his fishbowl that now had a big crack The little boy decided his journey warranted a snack.