I think I'd do pretty well as a functioning drunk I wouldn't have too much wouldn't take it too far wouldn't drive a car I'm content with the bus I like seeing all the faces even though no one looks up from their phone screen I'm good at pretending we all connect somehow like we were all friends in some other time and place I'm more friendly when I'm not sober feel closer to happy I don't mind being a bit shabby maybe I'll go buy a beer maybe I'll go buy a bottle maybe I'll just go