Candy- cane killer
with a smirk and a stab.
Pull out
gravy drippings
and the warmest
apple pie smile.
The corner house dentist,
cheapest in town.
The root canal ******
the neighborhood clown.
Come skip to the jingle
and gather those nickels.
Bring the whole family
with a hoot and a whistle.
Round the bright colored lights –
anything you fancy,
just pay up in front
(in cash)
He’ll make sure
you leave happy.