I'd hoped you had bought us popcorn,
But you had not bought us popcorn.
We will not get to eat popcorn.
Life is fuggin hard.

I'd hoped you had bought us ice cream.
But you have not bought us ice cream.
No joy, no brain freeze, no ice cream.
Life is fuggin hard.

I'd hoped you had rented a movie,
But you have picked a ****** movie.
Now I'm watching a ****** movie.
Life is fuggin hard.

-Mitch Paradeis