The other day
down at the shoe store
I heard a grown cry baby
******* & moaning
about his new shoes
not matching his socks.
And I was thinking,
"Dude,
are you for real!?
You should be grateful,
be happy
you've even got feet
to put them in.
I know a whole ward
full of mature fellows
over at the V.A. hospital
who would love to trade
places with you.
******* cry baby...."