We lay motionless, restless, contemplating every single step, entombed in our forty-degree-below-zero cocoons, praying for midnight to arrive. Some call it the witching hour, but not us, my compadres, we call it the ******* hour, like why couldn't we all be home in a big comfy bed instead of lying on hard rock. But I guess it's why we love hell, the view at the top is worth every headache, every nosebleed, every bowl of victory chicken soup.