Breakfast, a Tribute (Ripped off from Jay's "Fuck" Rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

Fuck... Frock.. Flock. Bock! Bock bock bock! Mother mother bock, Mother mother bock bock Mothercluck mothercluck eggsh eggsh eggsh 1 2, 1 2 3 Crack! Eggs eggs cheese, Baking biscuits Frying spud Mix'n roux Squashing beefs, Squashing beefs beefs beefs. Rolling patties, Flipping bacon. Who eat the bacon? We eat the bacon! Roll'n patties- -uuuh yeah, let me get a bacon'n'egg In'a'tick little man. I'll put that shit in my pan. If the thank you doesn't show, You can owe me blow me- Imperial March ringtone -Checks cell and ignores call- "Who was that?" "What? Oh, Just another annoying memory." -OH! My kitchen love! Ovee Ovee Ove-n I think I wanna roast-ya toast-ya!

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