Wrap my slithering soul in layers of wanton and historical bark, where dendrochronology branches her gorgeously captivating system of vascular cambium and seals me within the vice of her vengeful caress. History has truly borne witness to the brigand of robbers who interfered with travellers in the depths of the forest of aristocratic whoredom. I am buried underneath chords of feminine expression, where the synthesis of bass, melody and harmony unite into an unspeakable realm which cannot be interrupted by parallel expressions of sterility. Your carriage awaits, Madame.